2011 SUEUA EXECUTIVE

Sam Murray, by Tom Connell

President

Perhaps you've heard through carried word

Of a man for men and ages

With fishing pants and beardy gaps

All places become his stages

This man they say is of wide loin

The bedder of many women

So warm his smile, with twinkling eye

He always needs fresh linen

A minstrel man with glided tongue

His tales are vary tall

If you feast with him, its beast enjoyed

With a grain of salt that's small

A fiend for ale, he'll quaff your tipples

Beer, wine, rum (and a few slippery nipples)

And if you're very lucky on a moonlit night

You can see a second moon, a little more hair but just as white.

Cam Creigh, by Pat James

Vice President

There is no more welcoming sight in the faculty of engineering than the blinding white of the smirk of Cam Creigh. Like the lighthouses once brought crusty old sailors into port with the promise of warm food, hearty ale and the bountiful embrace of the local prostitutes, Cam's smile signifies the same good times are about to be embarked upon for those who study engineering at Sydney.

With Cam a quiet beer quickly escalates into naked renditions of dance of the suger plum fairies up and down the Civil engineering corridors at one in the morning, in which he always plays the lead. Putting aside his penchant for revelry, he is honestly one of the greastest and noblest in the faculty of engineering. And he cooks a mean breakfast too!!!

Cam Creigh and his smirk have become two foundations of Sydney Uni Engineering, and long may they remain so.

Heather Mendelsohn, by Cam Creigh

Junior Vice President

Heather's a third year chemical engineering/commerce student and is one of the rarer species known to roam the engineering precinct, a female. Don't let this disillusion you as she can well and truly keep up with boys when it comes to partying and if you want to be taught a thing or two about soccer then just offer to kick a ball around with her.

Whatever you do, DO NOT offer Heather a sausage, kebab or (worst of all) a meatbox as she'll likely punch you in the head and stuff your unconscious face with salad.

You'll find Heather at almost all the engo events as she loves a good party. As scary as she may look, don't be afraid to go and say hi as you'll likely walk away with a new friend.

Dave Womersley, by Kosta Tzioumis and David Shapira

Treasurer

Not to be overlooked in the overabundance of Dave's that have long plagued engineering, Dave Wom is a towering giant of seething anger and pedantic accuracy. Woe betide the fool who incorrectly describes a bowling action within earshot, he or she (there are no she's in engineering -ed.) will not only receive an explanation as to why they are wrong, but will also enjoy the privilege og being required to say those exact words "I am wrong". Commit them to memory, kid, it will save time later.

Aside from his crushing pedantry, crushed knees, crushed fingers and general crushtacity (that's not a word - ed. (it is now -auth.)) Womo doesn't dislike you, it just feels that way. Unless he really does dislike you and then everyone else probably does too. In conclusion, Wormsley does a not so great and occasionally involuntary Irish accent.

Max Loxton, by Gavin Barnes

Secretary

Max Loxton can often be found sitting in the pub playing cards the night before a mathematics exam. He is cheerful and an excellent chap to speak to as he has such good banter. If you tell him just one joke he will split your sides with ten more!

This man among men has led a bodacious career thus far in the engineering faculty and is known for his ability to literally scale monuments in just seconds. Max was at every event that the engineering societies had in 2010 and thoroughly deserves the endearment of Patriot for his efforts.

The Boy from Bowral is a valuable asset to SUEUA and you can look foward to meeting him this year; be it at an engineering event, a running race or for a round of cards!

OTHER ENGINEERING PERSONALITIES

Tom Connell (2010 SUEUA President)

Few people have left the impression that Tom Connell has on engineering. He organised the inaugural outdoor cinema night, holds the record for the longest First Year Camp goon layback and can carry more cases of beer then anyone else. Some say he was carvedfrom the purest marble in the cliffs of Italy, others say he was forged from mithril in the depths of an unpronounceable Icelandic volcano. All I know is that no man is quite as manly a man, as Tom Connell.

James Dagher (Cellar Master)

There are many notable and upstanding gentlemen in Engineering just as there are many larrikans. Dagher [DAG•er] manages to fit into both these categories. With a smile and a "yes sir" the 2011 cellar master will readily provide you with cold refreshments, while the nights will be punctuated with amused, bewildered, or encouraging cries of "DAGHER!". The only man who is required by law to wear a crash helmet on the slip & slide, Dagher is certainly one of the most enthusiastic people around engineering if somewhat accident prone. So to find fun, keep an eye on Dagher, just be ready to cry out with the rest of us "NO DAGHER NOOO!"

Gavin 'Gumby' Barnes (BBQ Master)

Sadly, you are not Gumby. But if you stopped using ladylike designer loafers and switch to boots you could look like Gumby. Whether it be roof dwelling or architect stomping, Gumby will always be by your side for the noblest of engineering quests, just drinking more than you. He cooks a better snag. He is twice the patriot you'll ever be. Deal with it. As the 2011 SUEUA BBQ master, look up to Gumby as a role model, friend, and constant source of cheap food (in reverse priority order).

Chris Rosiak, SUEUA Web Master	Natalie Bennell, SUWIE President
To Zak washing isn't necessay, partying is!	Rachel Herman, function co-ordinator
Hambo, Sports Rep and Dark Horse	Danielle Jelfs, Mystic Lady of SUEUA
Jacky Chan! Sports Rep	Brayden Mead, SUEUA Elder
Ash Marwah, SUEUA handyman	Patrick "The Fringe" Ditchfield, man about engineering
Joss Engebretsen, SUEUA frequenter	Tim Ronan, SUEUA Elder